A nonsense quatrain in San Francisco.
"I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one, But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one."
- Published in The Lark, Issue №1. Burgess later complained the poem followed him for life.
A 130-year-old idea about why some things refuse to be ignored - now traded on-chain, denominated in $COW.

Brown cows are a market. A purple cow is a memory. We're not asking you to invest. We're asking you to notice.
TBA - DROPPING SOONPaste into Jupiter or Raydium · Verify before signing · No team tokens
"I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one, But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one."
- Published in The Lark, Issue №1. Burgess later complained the poem followed him for life.
Driving past field after field of brown cows is boring. A purple cow - now that's remarkable. Not "good." Not "different." Worth talking about.
- From Purple Cow: Transform Your Business by Being Remarkable.
"If you're driving down the road and you see a cow, you won't look. But if there's a purple cow, you're going to look four times." "If you're scrolling videos and it's something you've seen before, that's a cow. A bunker underground with two people living in it - that's a purple cow."
- Paraphrased from interviews on his content philosophy.
Install Phantom or Backpack. Write the seed phrase down on paper. Not in iCloud. Paper.
Buy SOL on any exchange - Coinbase, Kraken, Binance - and send it to your new wallet address.
Open Jupiter (jup.ag). Paste the $COW contract address. Choose your size. Confirm.
Close the tab. Touch grass. The whole point is that it's already remarkable.